3.08.2008

"We kill the cows humanly...

...with Ninjas."

Spoken by a very interesting and drunk bar patron at the Whaler last night when explaining that when you slaughter a cow the regular way (shoving it through a line of slaughter so to speak and then shooting it) you cause anxiety and thus ruin the meat and when you kill them the humane way, you sneak up behind them and slit their throats. Viola... no anxiety.

Regardless, we bought him another Guinness.

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