102 in the shade at 9:30 am. Are you kidding me right now! My only joy at the moment in this Godforsaken heat wave is a perfectly placed ice-cube tucked in the back of my ponytail that is ever so softly melting down my neck and onto my boobs. Ahhhhh. So refreshing. Of course once it reaches my feet, it will have turned into mud as it collects all of the dust and dirt from my neck down and then I will be standing in my own refreshing pool of mud in my used-to-be-green Crocs. I bet you wish you were out here with me right now, eh? Sweet paradise!!
1 comment:
wait, are your boobs on your back???
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