I've told him to pack his bags!

Don't get me wrong, I love him, but Oi Vei buddy! 

He has been an amazing cat for 11 years. He and I have moved countless times and even driven across the country together twice in a car packed full of stuff. He has been there through tears and happiness and has lived with countless other fur babies that roommates and boyfriends have brought with them. I have forgiven the scratched furniture, the stinky litter box, the incessant need for cuddles in bed at inappropriate times and the often middle of the night meowing, but peeing on a brand new carpet has pushed me over the edge. We have had a professional carpet cleaner out here 3 times now and still it smells. Locking him out of the playroom does not solve the problem and I refuse to replace a carpet that has only been in our house for three months. I need a miracle carpet cleaner to come kicking on my door like a fairy God mother or I really will send him packing. 


I cannot stand the smell of cat pee.